Saturday, February 6, 2010
Week of 2-8-10 on the Party Playhouse
PLUS... we'll talk with Lady Gaga too!
(Any guesses off Andrew's hint who Thursday's "Mystery Celebrity Guest Requester" will be? I'm thinking it'll be a pimply computer nerd trying to sell Noxema Pads.)
Monday, November 23, 2009
Adam Lambert performs at AMAs
Adam Lambert made his debut performance (as an actual signed artist, obviously) last night at the AMAs. And by performance, I mean he pretty much had a gangbang on-stage for 4 minutes. He madeout with a chick, grabbed another chick's vag, simulated a blowjob with some dude, and did a lot of Michael Jackson pelvic thrusts.
I'm gonna give this a minus 4 just because...well...I feel violated. And I don't mean my views on appropriate stuff, because God knows I'm uber inappropriate. But I literally feel like I just watched clothed porn.
P.S. No straight guy would've gotten away with any of the stuff he did onstage without backlash. And I'm still creeped from the virtual skullf*cking he did onstage with that dude.
Rihanna and Gaga leave little to the imagination
Sending some plus 5 love to the crazy ass wardrobe (or lack thereof) that Lady Gaga and Rihanna rocked at the AMAs last night during their performances.
I still don't get how Gaga can wear something like that and not have her schlong bulge out at all. Super duper duct tape, maybe?
Taylor Swift and MJ kill it at the AMAs
Gotta give love and plus 10 to Taylor Swift and Michael Jackson, who combined for a total of 9 victories at the American Music Awards last night. Taylor took home 5 while MJ took 4 to the grave (for a total of 23 in his career, which is the most ever by an artist).
They were actually tied at 4 a piece before Taylor edged MJ out for Artist of the Year. High-five to both.
J-Lo falls on her ass
Plus 6 goes to Jennifer Lopez for taking a total digger on her ass during her performance last night at the American Music Awards. I was too busy watching Goodfellas and The Departed, but when I flipped the channel for 14 seconds and saw that, I smiled.
Thanks for the entertainment, J-Lo!
Monday, November 16, 2009
Mariah Carey remix
I'm surprised it took 15 years for this to happen, but plus 2 for a remix of Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You song coming out over the weekend. It's been remixed as a dance track, and I listened to about a minute of it...it's not too bad. I dig the beat and what they did with the track, I just can't stand the song (or her) so I had to stop listening. But I approve.
Check it out here.
Couples Retreat posters in UK
Minus 8 to whoever makes the movie posters in the United Kingdom, because they left out the black couple in the posters for Couples Retreat. They said it was no hard feelings and they just wanted to "simplify" the posters.
Some PR dude is out of a job over there, I'll tell you that much.
Dave Letterman and wife step out
I'm no Channing Tatum, but I gotta give a minus 4 to Dave Letterman's wife Regina for not looking all that attractive. I mean, props to him for going to for someone who must have a kickass personality since he could've done the whole "rich guy dates hot tanned blonde" deal, but yeah...not feelin her.
Then again, her name is Regina, so at least her name matches her looks.
Ashlee Simpson defends Jessica
Gotta give a plus 3 to Ashlee Simpson for basically telling the press to f*ck off when it comes to her older sister. The media has been all over Jessica's weight like flies on sh*t, and Ash is telling them that her sister is a sexy lady.
I fully agree. Anyone who thinks Jessica is fat is a frickin lunatic.
Brangelina "date night"
Brad and Angelina had a "date night" over the weekend and went to an art gallery to check out some paintings and shizz.
Minus 5 points for this TOTALLY not being a date night but actually being a reason to get some pics from the paparazzi. Losers.
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