Adam Lambert performs at AMAs

Adam Lambert made his debut performance (as an actual signed artist, obviously) last night at the AMAs. And by performance, I mean he pretty much had a gangbang on-stage for 4 minutes. He madeout with a chick, grabbed another chick's vag, simulated a blowjob with some dude, and did a lot of Michael Jackson pelvic thrusts.

I'm gonna give this a minus 4 just because...well...I feel violated. And I don't mean my views on appropriate stuff, because God knows I'm uber inappropriate. But I literally feel like I just watched clothed porn.

P.S. No straight guy would've gotten away with any of the stuff he did onstage without backlash. And I'm still creeped from the virtual skullf*cking he did onstage with that dude.

Rihanna and Gaga leave little to the imagination

Sending some plus 5 love to the crazy ass wardrobe (or lack thereof) that Lady Gaga and Rihanna rocked at the AMAs last night during their performances.

I still don't get how Gaga can wear something like that and not have her schlong bulge out at all. Super duper duct tape, maybe?

Taylor Swift and MJ kill it at the AMAs

Gotta give love and plus 10 to Taylor Swift and Michael Jackson, who combined for a total of 9 victories at the American Music Awards last night. Taylor took home 5 while MJ took 4 to the grave (for a total of 23 in his career, which is the most ever by an artist).

They were actually tied at 4 a piece before Taylor edged MJ out for Artist of the Year. High-five to both.

J-Lo falls on her ass

Plus 6 goes to Jennifer Lopez for taking a total digger on her ass during her performance last night at the American Music Awards. I was too busy watching Goodfellas and The Departed, but when I flipped the channel for 14 seconds and saw that, I smiled.

Thanks for the entertainment, J-Lo!