So word has it that Katy Perry has actually turned Russell Brand into a good little Christian boy and actually made him stop being a male slut. I'm not really sure why anyone finds this shocking -- Katy reeks of sex appeal and nymphomania. If you were with someone that's uber hot and loves to get wild in the bedroom, would you feel the need to be a slut? Yeah, me neither.
Minus 3 points for Russell getting to touch Katy where she goes tinkle, just because I'm horribly jealous.
