Brangelina "date night"

Brad and Angelina had a "date night" over the weekend and went to an art gallery to check out some paintings and shizz.

Minus 5 points for this TOTALLY not being a date night but actually being a reason to get some pics from the paparazzi. Losers.

Brangelina behind the scenes

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a behind-the-scenes book published about them that'll be out around the Holidays that follows their lives off of the big and small screens, and also contradicts what douchebag bloggers like us write about.

Minus 4 because I really don't give a rat's ass what Brangelina does behind closed doors, especially if it involves no clothes, or a banana hammock and a smile.

Brad Pitt motorcycle crash

Settle down you hosebags if you're all worked up...Brad Pitt is fine. He didn't get into a serious motorcycle crash, more like a bar-bender. He was riding over the weekend on his days old bike when he tried maneuvering between a parked car and another car that was stopped at a red light, when his handlebars caught the sideview mirror of the parked car and he took a tumble.

Plus 2 points to Brad for showing that celebs make mistakes just like us regular folk, and also because I f*cking HATE when people on motorcycles think it's cool to weave in and out of traffic just because they're smaller/skinnier than someone in a car. Can't tell you how many times I've been tempted to open my door so they eat pavement.