Andre Agassi loves him some meth

Andre Agassi admits in his new book Open that back in the 90's when he needed an escape, he'd always turn to some meth.

No score for this because it has no real impact now, not to mention if I was married to someone that looks as manly as Steffi Graf, I'd probably need some drugs too.

Natalie Coughlin booted from DWTS

Natalie Coughlin was booted from Dancing with the Stars last night after she got the lowest votes from America.

She's hot, but it's not like she was a favorite, so this gets no score. It'll be sad to not see her hotness, but it's not like we're going to miss anything from not seeing her dance.

Tyra Banks weight loss

Tyra Banks lost 30 pounds and showed off her new body in a New York City photoshoot yesterday.

No points go out to her because uhh...I can't really tell the difference? I mean, 30 pounds is a good chunk of weight to lose, and I don't even see the difference. Or am I just an idiotarded blind man?

Tera Patrick -- single and ready to...well, do her job.

If you haven't heard of Tera Patrick, you clearly don't watch porn. If you HAVE heard of Tera Patrick, well...I'll know why your keyboard is all sticky. Anyway...word just came down to us that Tera is splitting up with her hubby of 7 years, Evan Seinfeld. They're planning on staying real close friends, and Evan is still going to be her manager.

This story got me thinking...is it cheating if you're married to a porn star and she's busy getting plowed by some other dude? Better yet...you're right there to watch? P.S. this gets no score because...well...would you really wanna hook up with a porn star? You could probably wear her as a hoodie.

New Jay Leno Show Review

Jay Leno's new show has now been seen by early reviewers and their reviews are in. Shocking results:

Jay Leno gets 0 points for doing the exact same show he did before moving to primetime.

Eek.

Plus 11 points to Branford Marsalis for laughing at all of Jay's jokes though. Even Paul Shaffer should take notes.