Jamie Kennedy isn't a cheat

Plus 3 points goes out to Jamie Kennedy for keeping it in his pants and not throwing it in a chick NOT named Jennifer Love Hewitt. There were rumors floating around that he was cheating on Jen with his ex Shannon Funk, but he killed the rumors on his Twitter page and called them "untrue and slanderous."

An undocumented minus 5 points for my hopes of Jen being single and being able to put my Love in her Hewitt.

Chris Ivery cheating on Ellen Pompeo?

Dear Chris Ivery,

I hope Ellen Pompeo gives you the minus 14 points punt in the balls you deserve for cheating on her while she's 8 months pregnant with your baby. On top of that, you cheated on her with a 19-year-old bar slut that works in Boston? Actually, can't say I'm surprised -- you don't look like much of a catch.

Hearts and stars,
Celebrity Dirt

P.S. Ellen...come back to Everett, MA and hug it out.