Katherine Heigl adopting a kid

Katherine Heigl and her hubby Josh Kelley adopting a 10-month-old Korean girl named Nayleigh gets a minus 5 points from me...for no other reason than this kid is probably gonna end up a total snobby bitch like her mamadukes.

Nicole Richie gives birth to a sparrow

Plus 15 points to Nicole Richie and Joel Madden for naming their second child after a small bird. That takes serious balls. Nicole gave birth to a healthy baby boy early this morning (a 9-9-09 baby) and decided to name him "Sparrow." Sparrow James Midnight Madden weighed in at 7 pounds 14 ounces. Send celebratory birdseed to the happy couple! Congrats guys! Tweet tweet!