Taylor Swift and MJ kill it at the AMAs

Gotta give love and plus 10 to Taylor Swift and Michael Jackson, who combined for a total of 9 victories at the American Music Awards last night. Taylor took home 5 while MJ took 4 to the grave (for a total of 23 in his career, which is the most ever by an artist).

They were actually tied at 4 a piece before Taylor edged MJ out for Artist of the Year. High-five to both.

Taylor Swift is CMA Entertainer of the Year

Plus 15 goes out to total cutie Taylor Swift for racking up a bunch of awards last night at the CMAs, including the ultimate honor -- Entertainer of the Year. Check out her win and speech below, which just totally reeked of stellarocity.



Congrats, T-Swizzle! You deserve it.

Taylor Swift kills it on SNL

So Taylor Swift double-dipped as both guest host and musical act for Saturday Night Live this past weekend, and I gotta say, she killed it. Her monologue was hilarious (she "wrote a song" about all the stuff she wouldn't talk about), and she spoofed Kate Gosselin and kinda made it obvious how fake she is.

Plus 5 goes to my new country crush. No, seriously...she's almost 20 -- it's okay now. Check out a couple videos of her performance.

Taylor Swift SNL promos

So Taylor Swift is pulling double-duty as host and musical guest of Saturday Night Live this weekend. I'll post 3 promos below, but she gets plus 2 for the second one for having a good enough sense of humor to go with the joke.

Beyonce speaks about Kanye

I dunno about you, but ever since the VMAs when Kanye was a total idiotard, I've wanted to hear what Beyonce had to say about him storming the stage and basically taking a steaming sh*t on Taylor Swift's moment.

Beyonce gets plus 6 points for saying that when she saw Kanye go up on stage, she "was like, 'No, no, no!'" and also for being "like, 'Oh, no, no, no!'" when he opened his big annoying mouth.

If Kanye doesn't stop apologizing, I'm gonna castrate him

Well, Kanye West is apologizing AGAIN for his idiotarded jackassedness at the VMAs on Sunday when he interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for Best Female Video. The first time was a blog posting (that apologized but kinda didn't, too) while the VMAs were still being aired. The second was another blog posting a few hours after that. The third was his appearance Monday night on The Jay Leno Show. But his fourth apology was finally the one he should've done from the start -- he called Taylor and apologized to her directly. Of course, this was after Taylor was on The View yesterday saying she hadn't heard from Kanye personally, and Whoopi Goldberg said that he should do the right thing. And to his d*ckbag credit, he did.

So, plus 5 to Kanye for doing the right thing. Actually, who am I kidding? I hate Kanye...the plus 5 goes to this hopefully being done and over with.

MTV Video Music Awards: Kanye West's Apology to Taylor Swift

This years VMAs were exciting... thanks to Kanye West!!! He became "the bad guy." Like when Andre the Giant ripped Hulk Hogan's cross off in 1987, he instantly became the show's (and the Twitterverse's) instant @$$hole.

He jumped onstage during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for 'Best Female Pop Video,' grabbed Taylor's mic, and said that Beyonce should have won, then handed the mic back to Taylor (who was awe-struck as to what happened).

Then people started boo'ing Kanye out the building whenever he was nominated.

My question... why??? Why would Kanye get so emotionally involved in Beyonce's music? In the past everytime he's looked like a tool it's been to better himself. Why do something so drastic for someone else?

My thoughts:

A) Kanye thought HE was Beyonce for a moment and got pissed off. Gotta lay off the Robitussin, Kanye.

B) Publicity stunt by MTV to combat decreasing ratings for the VMAs. 2 big stars... big money = big ratings.

C) Taylor Swift and MTV publicity stunt: Label is trying to push Taylor Swift "You Belong With Me" to #1. It's down spins nationally. MTV needs ratings. Perfect storm. Pay Kanye to be the bad guy (and get press) and put Taylor down - as lovable as she is. As a result people talk about the VMAs, Taylor makes it to #1, and Kanye still seems unpredictable... and everyone wins.

By the way minus 300 points to Kanye West for being the biggest ass in award show history and setting himself further back than mesozoic plantlife. Douche.