Showing posts with label Emma Watson. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Emma Watson. Show all posts

Thursday, October 1, 2009

Leave Emma alone!


Poor Emma Watson. Girl just wants to be a normal college student and go root on her team during a football game, but Harry Potter supergeeks won't let her! During a recent game between her school, Brown University, and Harvard, a bunch of Harvard douches tried drawing as much attention to her as possible.

All you supernerds get a minus 5 for not letting the girl just lead a normal life. We get that Harvard is one of the toughest schools around...but you're also proving that you have no social life and probably dry-hump broomsticks when you go to bed at night.

Tuesday, September 8, 2009

Emma Watson: Regular College Student


Emma Watson may have arrived to the Brown University campus via personal helicopter drop-off, but plus 10 points to her for trying to drop the celebrity and become a regular college student.
She says:
I do hope that it will be only a short time before I am known as “Emma Watson, the student from the UK” rather than “Emma Watson who starred in those Harry Potter films”.

Sure! Soon she'll be getting wasted at frat parties and turning fellow drunkies into frogs for the hell of it. Nothing like a drunk witch....