Dear Mama of the Lil,
For doing nothing since your song Lipgloss came out aside from sucking as a judge on America's Best Dance Crew and also crashing Jay-Z and Alicia Keys' performance of Empire State of Mind last night, you get a minus 63. I hope someone shanks you with their lipstick, and you can now feel free to go the f*ck away.
Love,
Jadd
