Lamar Odom wants a baby

Huge high-five and plus 7 goes out to Lamar Odom, who was on Chelsea Lately and shocked the hell outta his wife Khloe Kardashian when he answered a question about wanting a baby. He said that he wants to have one soon and right away...and after it looked like she just saw a ghost touching another ghost in the peespot, she said "Okay."

I'm thinkin Lamar doesn't really care if he they have kids or not, he just wants to do the dirty all the time. Check out the video of the whole deal below...fast forward to 4:30ish if you like it quick and painless.

Will Ferrell's disco stick still works

A huge congratulations and plus 7 points goes out to Will Ferrell, who knocked up his wife Viveca Paulin for the 3rd time! Will definitely prevails on this one...hopefully his little brats are gonna be as funny as he is.

Papa Freddie and Mama Sarah Michelle

Congrats and plus 3 points goes to Freddie Prinze Jr. and Sarah Michelle Gellar on the birth of their first little rugrat, Charlotte Grace. Sarah popped the little darling out this past Saturday, around the same time I was driving back from Atlantic City hungover as a bitch.