Lamar Odom wants a baby

Huge high-five and plus 7 goes out to Lamar Odom, who was on Chelsea Lately and shocked the hell outta his wife Khloe Kardashian when he answered a question about wanting a baby. He said that he wants to have one soon and right away...and after it looked like she just saw a ghost touching another ghost in the peespot, she said "Okay."

I'm thinkin Lamar doesn't really care if he they have kids or not, he just wants to do the dirty all the time. Check out the video of the whole deal below...fast forward to 4:30ish if you like it quick and painless.

Lamar and Khloe WILL divorce

Minus 5 points to Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian for not only making the celeb news once again, but also idiotardedly dooming their marriage. Everyone knows that the WORST thing you can do for the luck of your marriage is get a spouse-related tattoo, and that's just what Lamar and Khloe did. They got each other's initials tatted on their hands -- Lamar has "KO" and Khloe has "LO."

I officially give this marriage 3 years, tops.

Lamar and Khloe nail their prenup

Newlyweds Lamar Odom and Khloe Kardashian have nailed down a pre-nup that both have agreed to sign and are happy with.

Minus 3 to anyone who reports this (including us) since no one should really give a f*ck. I'm sick of hearing about these 2 clowns already.

Khloe and Lamar wedding pics

Check out a couple pics from Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's wedding from last Sunday. This gets a minus 4 because I'm sick of hearing about these idiotards.

Lamar and Khloe are married for real, yo

Lamar Odom shot down rumors that he wasn't legally married to Khloe Kardashian on Sunday, and that the whole thing is just a publicity stunt. He said that the ceremony was very real and beautiful, and thinks we should ask people who were there.

Minus 8 points to me for even wasting my time on this assyness.

Khloe Kardashian: confirms wedding

I'm just gonna say 2 things to this: 1) Minus 14 points to Khloe Kardashian for the shotgun wedding to LA Lakers player Lamar Odom that's happening this Sunday (after only 3 weeks of dating), and 2) You're both a couple of f*cking idiotards.

Khloe Kardashian getting married?

Rumor has it that after only a month of dating, Khloe Kardashian and LA Lakers star Lamar Odom are going to tie the knot this coming Sunday. This totally gets a minus 3 for being the dumbest idea since Jon decided to marry Kate.