KANYE WEST DEAD!!

Okay, so he's not really dead, but "RIP Kanye West" was a trend on Twitter earlier today (and was still up there at least check a couple hours ago.)

This gets minus 4 points for not being true -- partly because I hate him, but mostly because it's gotta suck to be a friend or family member and see/hear about that and wonder what's going on. Then again, if Kanye was dead, you know his ghost would cut off all the newscasts -- "Yo Imma let you finish, but I just wanted to let you all know I'm dead. But Imma keep makin music in Heaven with Jesus so ya'll can listen when you get up here. KANYE UNIVERSITY 4EVA!!"

Or something like that.

Captain Lou Albano dies

Sad news this morning -- we just found out that wrestling great (and SUPER F*CKING MARIO) Captain Lou Albano died this morning. I actually found out earlier this mornign that he just recently entered a hospice, and...that's pretty much where old, sick people go to die. Minus 7 for this sucktitude.

RIP Captain Lou -- keep rockin that goatee rubberband and jumping on Koopa shells.

ZACH BRAFF FOUND DEAD!

Just kidding. But if you were surfing the Web yesterday, you probably came across a couple of blog entries that talked about Zach being found dead in his home with a bottle of pills laying next to him. Turns out some total a-hole with way too much time on his hands made a fake CNN article page (that you can see below) posting the story.


Hey idiot...here's a free lesson in Website Forgery 101 -- HEADLINES DON'T HAVE PERIODS AT THE END, YOU DUMBASS! Plus 7 points goes to Zach for the video he posted right after he found out about the fake post.

Stephen Gately dies

Stephen Gately, a member of the Irish boyband Boyzone, was found dead while he was on vacation in Spain over the weekend. A family friend said that he died of natural causes (even though he didn't say what they were), and also said it wasn't from drugs or booze and wasn't a suicide or murder -- just a tragedy.

Never heard of the guy, but minus 5 points because...uhh...well, dying sucks.

Real Housewife's ex-fiance killed

In some crappy news from over the weekend, Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kandi Burruss' ex-fiance was killed after a brawl at a nightclub on Friday night. A.J. Jewell was rushed to a hospital but died because of a major head injury. A guy named Fredrick Richardson, who actually works at the club where this all went down, was arrested. He's in the hospital right now, but once he's released he's going straight to jail.

Minus 8 points for all this sh*ttyness. Can't people go out drinkin and just have a fun time with their buddies without trying to act like all Macho-He Man? Lame-o's.