Chris Brown responds to Rihanna's interview

Rihanna's full interview with Diane Sawyer about Chris Brown beating her aired on 20/20 this past Friday night, and Breezy already released a statement reacting to it. Long story short, C*ckbag Brown said he respects Rihanna's right to speak, but thinks it should remain a private matter.

Yeah, he thinks it should remain a private matter because he's a total assh*le and doesn't want his record sales to be killed by people constantly be reminded what a tough guy woman-beater he is. Minus 54 and a go f*ck yourself, Breezy.

Rihanna on Good Morning America

Gotta give plus 100 to Rihanna for starting to break her silence on the whole Chris Brown situation. The beating went down in February, and she's finally starting to talk out about it, and it's a tough subject. Check out the first part of the interview right here, another part tomorrow morning on Good Morning America, and the full interview on 20/20 tomorrow night.

Hey Breezy, you're a f*cking bastard.

Chris Brown's new album cover

So Chris Brown unveiled the cover art for his new album Graffiti. I'll admit -- I think the album cover is SICK. I dunno why, I just think it's dope and it kinda reminds me of a Michael Jackson album cover.

That said, minus 8 because Chris Brown is still a f*cking douchebag p*ssy, whether he has sick cover art or not.

Chris Brown: The court's bitch

Let me make this clear right off the bat -- Chris Brown the person doesn't get a plus 8, because I hate that mother f*cker more than I hate Kanye. But the fact that Chris Brown has now turned into one of those douchebags you see on the side of the highway clearing weeds and bagging trash gets a plus 8.

Chris Brown is really 3 years old

This really just has to be said -- Chris Brown looks like a total dumbass in the bowtie he wore on Larry King Live last week. How much of a dumbass? Minus 24 points worth of dumbass, with a side of douchebag.