Marla Sokoloff ties the knot

Congrats goes out to Marla Sokoloff for tying the knot over the weekend to her longtime boyfriend Alec Puro (drummer for the band Deadsy).

She also gets a plus 2 in luck for it being a slow gossip day, since this is the biggest thing she's done since The Practice went off the air.

Ivanka Trump married

Congrats go out to Ivanka Trump, who was married yesterday to her long-time boyfriend Jared Kushner. It all went down at the Trump National Golf Club in Jersey.

Plus 6 points go Ivanka for getting hitched, but minus 3 points for getting married in a state that smells like dripping sumo bumhole and rotten skunks, for an overall score of plus 3.

Khloe and Lamar wedding pics

Check out a couple pics from Khloe Kardashian and Lamar Odom's wedding from last Sunday. This gets a minus 4 because I'm sick of hearing about these idiotards.

Khloe Kardashian: confirms wedding

I'm just gonna say 2 things to this: 1) Minus 14 points to Khloe Kardashian for the shotgun wedding to LA Lakers player Lamar Odom that's happening this Sunday (after only 3 weeks of dating), and 2) You're both a couple of f*cking idiotards.

And Kevin Jonas best man is....

Plus 7 points goes out to Kevin Jonas for finally deciding to make both of his brothers, Nick and Joe, best men at his wedding to longtime boo Danielle Deleasa. I wonder how long it took him to figure out that since Danielle has 2 sisters, too, they could just rock a double best man/maid of honor deal.

Then again, I'm asking about smarts toward a dude who's 21 and decides NOW is a good time to get married. Dummy.

Khloe Kardashian getting married?

Rumor has it that after only a month of dating, Khloe Kardashian and LA Lakers star Lamar Odom are going to tie the knot this coming Sunday. This totally gets a minus 3 for being the dumbest idea since Jon decided to marry Kate.