Dear Chris Ivery,
I hope Ellen Pompeo gives you the minus 14 points punt in the balls you deserve for cheating on her while she's 8 months pregnant with your baby. On top of that, you cheated on her with a 19-year-old bar slut that works in Boston? Actually, can't say I'm surprised -- you don't look like much of a catch.
Hearts and stars,
Celebrity Dirt
P.S. Ellen...come back to Everett, MA and hug it out.
