Tiffani Thiessen is pregnant!

Zack Morris is gonna be PISSSSEEEEDDDDDD...KELLY KAPOWSKI IS PREGNANT!! Big congratulations and plus 6 goes out to Tiffani Thiessen for being knocked up and expecting her first baby with hubby Brady Smith in May.

Although...I got a conspiracy theory. I don't think Brady is the father... KELLY AND SCREECH?!?!

Bethenny Frankel pregnant

Well, Bethenny Frankel can say goodbye to that sa-weet bikini body. Turns out just a day after news broke that she was officially engaged to her now-fiance Jason Hoppy (who proposed MONTHS ago but didn't get an answer until recently), Bethenny hit up her Twitter page to tell peeps she's knocked up. She said she wanted to be straight up with us, but was forced to come forward early.

Plus 3 points to Bethenny for working on preventing another Hollywood bastard child. Well, she gets points for that, and also for obviously setting up a situation that's going to be a trainwreck, because they're clearly only getting married so soon because of the baby. I give it 3 years.

Penelope Cruz isn't pregnant! YAY!!

Just wanted to pass along the good, plus 3 points news that Penelope Cruz isn't knocked up! So you fellas can feel free to keep her in your spank bank without worrying about getting images of a huge gut and stretch marks. And of course, the grossness that comes along with child birth. Ew.

And in news we already knew, Gisele is pregnant

Minus 6 points goes out to Tom Brady for finally "confirming" that Gisele is knocked up. She's due in December, which means she's 6 months pregnant. And for some reason he thought we weren't smart enough to see her baby bump. You're a dimply-faced idiot, Thomas.

Of course, I'll take that minus 6 back along with the insults if you kick the Bills' ass tonight.