Corey Feldman divorcing

Word dropped yesterday that Corey Feldman's INSANELY gorgeous wife, Susannah, has filed for divorce and is looking for sole custody of their 5-year-old son with visitation rights for Corey.
Minus 2 points to Corey for being an idiot and letting a girl that looks anything like she does go. Total knockout.

Avril files for divorce

Oh snap...it's official!! Avril Lavigne filed for divorce yesterday from her husband Deryck Whibley, and she's looking to deny him spousal support!

Plus 5 for Avril being on the market again. Chick's one of the hottest punk rock girls out there.

Tera Patrick -- single and ready to...well, do her job.

If you haven't heard of Tera Patrick, you clearly don't watch porn. If you HAVE heard of Tera Patrick, well...I'll know why your keyboard is all sticky. Anyway...word just came down to us that Tera is splitting up with her hubby of 7 years, Evan Seinfeld. They're planning on staying real close friends, and Evan is still going to be her manager.

This story got me thinking...is it cheating if you're married to a porn star and she's busy getting plowed by some other dude? Better yet...you're right there to watch? P.S. this gets no score because...well...would you really wanna hook up with a porn star? You could probably wear her as a hoodie.

Avril's gettin a divorce, eh?

Avril Lavigne and Deryck Whibley from Sum 41 are getting a divorce, and I'm giving that a plus 5. No offense to Deryck -- I mean, I never wanna see a marriage get broken up, but I dated an Avril look-alike, and now I wanna open-mouth kiss the real thing.