Everyone hates Maksim...and I love it.

The broken engagement of Dancing with the Stars pro dancers Maksim Chmerkovskiy and Karina Smirnoff gets a minus 4 from me, not because it's a broken-up couple, but because I wasted so much f*cking time writing about how in love these 2 douchebags were and how quick they were deciding to get married. I actually called their break-up MONTHS ago, so I get plus 24 points for being the sh*t.

Dancing with the Stars fight!

A big plus 8 points goes out to Joanna Krupa and Maksim Chmerkovskiy, who aren't even partners for the new season of Dancing with the Stars but they're talking sh*t about each other. Why'd I give an argument a plus 8? I'm sick of seeing everyone so happy and loving to each other -- I wanna see a knockdown dragout on the dance floor!