Leona Lewis' horrible picture

I wanna start this off by saying that I think Leona Lewis is a knockout and quite possibly one of the best-looking girls I've ever laid eyes on. That being said, I'm giving her a minus 8 for having this HORRIBLY unflattering pic of her hit the 'Net. Seriously...it looks like someone ran up on stage and gave her a donkey punch to the nose (okay, so if you know what a donkey punch is, you know it can't be given to the nose...but just go with my flow here).

I suppose part of the minus 8 can also go to the fact that she had to write lyrics on her hand during her first solo show.

Leona Lewis gets punched

Minus 7 to the pr*ckbag that hauled off and punched Leona Lewis in the side of the head while she at a book signing in London yesterday. No one knows why the guy did it or who he is, but she was about 90 mins into the signing when the dude randomly walked up and clocked her. She's got bruising on the side of her head and was shaken up and in tears (understandably).

I say we all rally (Ghostwriter style) in London, find the p*ssy and beat the crap out of him, then find Leona and let her pull a Lorena Bobbitt on him. (High-five to me for so many pop culture references. Like The Miz...I'm AWESOME!)