Kim Kardashian boxes for charity

Kim Kardashian stepped in the ring for charity the other night and got her ass knocked out. Now normally, I'd let her prevail on this one, but after the fight, she said she had a black eye and decided to take a pic of it to post on her website.

Minus 5 to Kimmy because it annoys the piss out of me when people take pics of their injuries just to get some attention and for people to feel bad. "Oh I broke my nose...look at the X-rays!" Not to mention it looks like Kim has eyeshadow on, and not a black eye.

Kim Kardashian wants a baby

Kim Kardashian is talking about wanting a baby by the end of next year in the latest issue of Life & Style magazine. I feel real bad for her -- she ended up breaking up with Reggie Bush about a month or so ago, then found out Kourtney was knocked up. She got all sentimental and wanted to give it another go with Reggie, and it didn't work out. Then 2 weeks ago, Khloe randomly gets hitched to Lamar Odom, and now she's back together with Reggie and wanting a baby.

Minus 5 points to Kim for feeling like she's left out of the mix. But hey, look at it this way Kim...neither of your sisters have one-upped you in the sex tape department...yet!

Kim and Reggie back together

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are back together, and that gets a plus 5 points from me. Hey, of course I'd love to see a hot, exotic-looking girl single and ready to mingle and tingle, but you gotta admit...they make a cute couple.

Oh, hello bikini-clad Kardashians

Kim and Khloe Kardashian can split a plus 7 points for rockin' their new toned bodies for Life & Style magazine. Because...well...a hot chick in a bikini is always a plus.