Sending some plus 5 love to the crazy ass wardrobe (or lack thereof) that Lady Gaga and Rihanna rocked at the AMAs last night during their performances.
I still don't get how Gaga can wear something like that and not have her schlong bulge out at all. Super duper duct tape, maybe?
Gotta give love and plus 10 to Taylor Swift and Michael Jackson, who combined for a total of 9 victories at the American Music Awards last night. Taylor took home 5 while MJ took 4 to the grave (for a total of 23 in his career, which is the most ever by an artist).
They were actually tied at 4 a piece before Taylor edged MJ out for Artist of the Year. High-five to both.
Plus 6 goes to Jennifer Lopez for taking a total digger on her ass during her performance last night at the American Music Awards. I was too busy watching Goodfellas and The Departed, but when I flipped the channel for 14 seconds and saw that, I smiled.
I'm surprised it took 15 years for this to happen, but plus 2 for a remix of Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You song coming out over the weekend. It's been remixed as a dance track, and I listened to about a minute of it...it's not too bad. I dig the beat and what they did with the track, I just can't stand the song (or her) so I had to stop listening. But I approve.
Gotta give a plus 3 to Ashlee Simpson for basically telling the press to f*ck off when it comes to her older sister. The media has been all over Jessica's weight like flies on sh*t, and Ash is telling them that her sister is a sexy lady.
I fully agree. Anyone who thinks Jessica is fat is a frickin lunatic.
HUGE congratulations and plus 7 go out to Darius Rucker (you know him better as Hootie) for not only being able to crossover from Pop to Country and win a CMA, but also being the very first African-American to win a CMA ever.
That reeks of total stellarocity, and I just decided I'm naming my first-born son Hootie.
Plus 15 goes out to total cutie Taylor Swift for racking up a bunch of awards last night at the CMAs, including the ultimate honor -- Entertainer of the Year. Check out her win and speech below, which just totally reeked of stellarocity.
Plus 9 points to Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley, and 88-year-old Little Jimmy Dickens for spoofing Kanye's interruption of Taylor Swift at the VMAs a few months ago last night at the Country Music Awards. Carrie was talking up Brad's video for Welcome to the Future, when Little Jimmy came up and pulled a Kanye. Check it out below, capped off by one of the best lines Brad will ever say in his lifetime.
You know when you see a dude with long hair that looks so stupid that you wish he'd get it caught in a blender? Well plus 3 goes out to Taylor Lautner for going clean cut as Jacob in New Moon this time around.
Seriously, he looks so idiotarded with long hair that I almost wish this happened to him.
Well, Gaga might have a twinkie between her thighs, but she gets a plus 5 for an awesomely weird video for Bad Romance. She debuted it on Tuesday, but I was a little busy yesterday so I didn't get to post it. So here ya go if you haven't seen it yet.
I feel bad that Chuck Wicks dropped Julianne Hough yesterday, but at the same time...plus 5 for one of the sweetest girls that totally rocks the girl next door look being back on the market.
Plus...rumor has it the dude used her to get thrust into the limelight. Jackass.
Carrie Prejean was on FOX News yesterday afternoon and dished the dirt about the sex tape that she was threatened with by the Miss California USA organization. She said that it's actually a solo video that she made herself back when she was a teenager and sent to her boyfriend. She said she never thought it'd get out.
I know this may shock you since I've pretty much crapped on her ever since she entered the limelight, but plus 8 to Carrie for being one of those outgoing girls that tries to keep the flame alive. I mean, you're still a total idiotarded whore, Carrie, but I'll give credit where it's due.
Zack Morris is gonna be PISSSSEEEEDDDDDD...KELLY KAPOWSKI IS PREGNANT!! Big congratulations and plus 6 goes out to Tiffani Thiessen for being knocked up and expecting her first baby with hubby Brady Smith in May.
Although...I got a conspiracy theory. I don't think Brady is the father... KELLY AND SCREECH?!?!
Katt Williams was arrested early yesterday morning after breaking into a house in Atlanta and stealing a bunch of stuff, including some jewelry.
I was gonna have this story fail, but then I saw his mugshot and HAD to give it a plus 3. Dude looks so satisfied -- you can't help but laugh. And speaking of laugh, check out one of my favorite Katt stand-up routines (definitely NSFW.)
So this is the billboard that you'll see hanging up in New York City if you're walking through the infamous SoHo neighborhood, and it's creating tons of controversy. Some people think it's fine, some people think it's sexy, and some people think it's gonna cause accidents.
I say plus 8 because I've always been a fan of pushing the envelope. Plus, what straight guy in his right mind doesn't wanna see Eva Mendes barely clothed and sweaty?
So Taylor Swift double-dipped as both guest host and musical act for Saturday Night Live this past weekend, and I gotta say, she killed it. Her monologue was hilarious (she "wrote a song" about all the stuff she wouldn't talk about), and she spoofed Kate Gosselin and kinda made it obvious how fake she is.
Plus 5 goes to my new country crush. No, seriously...she's almost 20 -- it's okay now. Check out a couple videos of her performance.
Huge high-five and plus 7 goes out to Lamar Odom, who was on Chelsea Lately and shocked the hell outta his wife Khloe Kardashian when he answered a question about wanting a baby. He said that he wants to have one soon and right away...and after it looked like she just saw a ghost touching another ghost in the peespot, she said "Okay."
I'm thinkin Lamar doesn't really care if he they have kids or not, he just wants to do the dirty all the time. Check out the video of the whole deal below...fast forward to 4:30ish if you like it quick and painless.
Gotta give plus 100 to Rihanna for starting to break her silence on the whole Chris Brown situation. The beating went down in February, and she's finally starting to talk out about it, and it's a tough subject. Check out the first part of the interview right here, another part tomorrow morning on Good Morning America, and the full interview on 20/20 tomorrow night.
