Dustin Diamond can read!

Dustin Diamond decided to be so nice to all of us that he read a couple pages of his new book, Dustin Diamond: Behind the Bell, to our friends at Popeater.com. And lucky for us, they took video of his uber doucheyness. I swear his cocky attitude makes me wanna bitch slap him so hard, places he never knew he had would hurt. But he'd probably sue me for looking at me wrong...p*ssy.



P.S. Hey Screech, you get a minus 8 for trying to pull off the Triple H beard and failing miserably.

Screech sucks

Dustin Diamond will ALWAYS be Screech from Saved By The Bell, and he knows it. And I'm pretty sure that's why he acts out the way he does -- it's because he's trying to separate himself from that persona. The ugly ass goatee that doesn't work on his face? The total d*ckheadedness? Yeah, total cover-up because he KNOWS he's never going to be anyone but Screech. And in another attempt to keep his attention whore flame burning, Douchey Diamond is releasing a behind-the-scenes-tell-all about the show that made him famous, titled Dustin Diamond: Behind the Bell.

Minus 3 points to throwing people that used to be his friends under the bus. And plus a kajillion points will go to either Mario Lopez or Mark-Paul Gosselaar getting their hands on this dude and beating the piss out of him.