If Kanye doesn't stop apologizing, I'm gonna castrate him

Well, Kanye West is apologizing AGAIN for his idiotarded jackassedness at the VMAs on Sunday when he interrupted Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for Best Female Video. The first time was a blog posting (that apologized but kinda didn't, too) while the VMAs were still being aired. The second was another blog posting a few hours after that. The third was his appearance Monday night on The Jay Leno Show. But his fourth apology was finally the one he should've done from the start -- he called Taylor and apologized to her directly. Of course, this was after Taylor was on The View yesterday saying she hadn't heard from Kanye personally, and Whoopi Goldberg said that he should do the right thing. And to his d*ckbag credit, he did.

So, plus 5 to Kanye for doing the right thing. Actually, who am I kidding? I hate Kanye...the plus 5 goes to this hopefully being done and over with.

Kanye almost cries like a biatch on Leno

Plus 4 goes out to Jay Leno for almost making Kanye West cry last night on the debut of his new primetime show. Jay was talking to Kanye about his douchebaggery at the VMAs on Sunday night when he busted out the "what would yo' momma think?" question! Of course, Kanye got all emotional since his Mom died back in November 2007 and felt like he did his mamadukes wrong. Check out the almost-tears in the video below.

Janet kills it with MJ tribute

A perfect 10 goes to Janet Jackson for her tribute in the MJ tribute to kick off the VMA's last night. Straight up, the tribute kinda sucked...it was Madonna's dull speech and stage dancers dancing to a few of his hits...TOTALLY sucked. But Janet saved it with her performance of Scream (which she recorded with her brother in like 95 I think). Sure, she was clearly lip-synching, but she still killed it (ESPECIALLY when she did the same solo dance that MJ does in the video).

Way to save the day, Double J!

MTV Video Music Awards: Kanye West's Apology to Taylor Swift

This years VMAs were exciting... thanks to Kanye West!!! He became "the bad guy." Like when Andre the Giant ripped Hulk Hogan's cross off in 1987, he instantly became the show's (and the Twitterverse's) instant @$$hole.

He jumped onstage during Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for 'Best Female Pop Video,' grabbed Taylor's mic, and said that Beyonce should have won, then handed the mic back to Taylor (who was awe-struck as to what happened).

Then people started boo'ing Kanye out the building whenever he was nominated.

My question... why??? Why would Kanye get so emotionally involved in Beyonce's music? In the past everytime he's looked like a tool it's been to better himself. Why do something so drastic for someone else?

My thoughts:

A) Kanye thought HE was Beyonce for a moment and got pissed off. Gotta lay off the Robitussin, Kanye.

B) Publicity stunt by MTV to combat decreasing ratings for the VMAs. 2 big stars... big money = big ratings.

C) Taylor Swift and MTV publicity stunt: Label is trying to push Taylor Swift "You Belong With Me" to #1. It's down spins nationally. MTV needs ratings. Perfect storm. Pay Kanye to be the bad guy (and get press) and put Taylor down - as lovable as she is. As a result people talk about the VMAs, Taylor makes it to #1, and Kanye still seems unpredictable... and everyone wins.

By the way minus 300 points to Kanye West for being the biggest ass in award show history and setting himself further back than mesozoic plantlife. Douche.