Hulk Hogan and Ric Flair returning to wrestling?

Wrestling fans, get ready...Hulkamania is RETURNING!! News broke yesterday that Hulk Hogan inked a deal with TNA, and he's apparently appearing on iMPACT! tomorrow night! On top of that, he's also bringing Eric Bischoff (former President of WCW) with him, and there's also rumors circling around that Ric Flair might be joining them in TNA too!

This gets a plus 4...I wanted to give it more, but it depends how they're going to be used. If they (and by they, I mean Hogan) are going to try and hold down younger talent, then that sucks. But if they use them right and try to build up the younger wrestlers and the company overall (to rival the WWE), then this could be one huge load of awesomeness that the Wrestling Gods just busted in their pants.

Yeah...graphic, but you smell what I'm cookin.

Hulk Hogan almost killed Hulkamania

Ya know, part of me actually feels bad for Hulk Hogan. It's like ever since he's retired from wrestling, he needs some sort of void to fill the emptyness that'll also let him still be in the limelight...which is why he's turned into a reality TV whore. On top of that, he's releasing a "behind the scenes" type book of his life, where he dishes that he almost killed himself one night. Apparently, he downed some Xanax and rum, grabbed a gun and had his finger on the trigger when he got a call from his American Gladiators co-host Laila Ali, who thought he looked depressed at the tapings earlier in the day.

Minus 3 to Hulkster for even putting this in a book. I mean, not only does it make you look like a weak, pathetic person (sorry if that's harsh, but I have my reasons), but I also slightly don't believe it. You're telling me that while you had your finger on the trigger and were trying to work up the courage to pull it, you got a phone call that made you not do it? How movie-like, Hulk. You're killing your legacy.

Hulk Hogan knows peeps in Hell's Angels?

Plus 9 points goes out to Hulk Hogan for threatening to cripple Chase Holfielder (lead singer for The Mile After) for apparently messing with his daughter Brooke. Hulk left Chase a voicemail saying that he was gonna have a couple of Hell's Angels break his legs and he'd be performing on stage from a wheelchair. Listen to the voicemail below.

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