Jon Gosselin Funny or Die video

This video woulda been totally badass if it was a Jon Gosselin look-a-like who was making fun of the real guy, but it's not. It's just giving him more exposure, which annoys the piss outta me, so Funny or Die gets a minus 7 for feeding the attention whore.

Jon Gosselin Goes Back in Time from Jon Gosselin

Jon Gosselin walks out on Hailey Glassman during interview

So in keeping up with his attention whoreness and total douchebaggery, Jon Gosselin walked off the set of an interview that he and Hailey Glassman were having on Entertainment Tonight (that will actually air on tonight's episode) after Hailey asked if they were breaking up on national TV. Jon stormed off and said he wasn't going to deal with that now, but then later said he and Hailey are taking a break to see where things go.

I might've backed Hailey in the post about her and Perez, but she gets a minus 7 here for not dumping this total vagbag's ass yet.

Jon Gosselin is apparently a Jew now

No lie...minus one f*cking million points to Jon Gosselin for finally making me snap. I can't believe I got his back with this whole divorce thing started going down, saying that he was trying to stay out of the public while Kate was going all attention-whore on the world, because he's just as bad as that broad.

Yesterday, he was sitting outside a synagogue doing an open Q&A for the public with a Rabbi. JON...GO THE F*CK AWAY...ESPECIALLY SINCE YOU'RE NOT EVEN A JEW!

Hailey Glassman talks Jon Gosselin

Minus 3 points to Jon Gosselin not only being as big of an attention whore as his soon-to-be ex-wife Kate is being, and apparently being an assh*le boyfriend at the same time. Hailey Glassman is going to be on The Insider tonight talking about Jon's "mantrums" and how she's being uber emotionally abused. I couldn't put the video up in this post, but you can go check it out here.

Jon, you suck...go the f*ck away. Please.

Jon Gosselin and Octomom NOT teaming up

Rumors were flying around yesterday that Jon Gosselin and Octomom were going to team up for a reality show based on being single parents of about 4,234,123 little brats. THANKFULLY I can say that this is uber false, and Jon even dropped a "Hell no!" when Octomom said she thought he was hot.

Minus 8 to my eardrums, which started bleeding when I heard about the possibility of this tag team.

Octomom talks Jon Gosselin

Someone asked Octomom what her thoughts are on Jon Gosselin. Her response? "I think he's hot!"

Hey Octomom...minus 11 points, shut the f*ck up, and keep your vagina in your pants.

Kate Gosselin files for custody

Kate Gosselin hit up the courts to do more stuff to make sure she'd stay in the public eye and try to screw over Jon -- she filed for alimony and custody of all 8 of their kids. Of course, this comes just a week after Jon filed a cease and desist on Kate Plus 8 right after he got booted from the show.

Well-played by Kate -- Jon tries stopping the filming, so she goes for sole custody of the kids, she'll win since judges always side with the women, then she can get the show back on. But minus 7 points to me for still even posting about these 2 f*cknuts.

Jon Gosselin bitched out again

Yesterday I put Nancy Grace on the good side for totally opening up a can of verbal whoop ass on Jon Gosselin during a segment on The Insider. Well, last night, part 2 of the interview came out, and Nancy was totally hammering into him again, this time bringing money into the debate. Here's my issue with it though -- Nancy kinda contradicts herself. Jon openly admits he has plenty of money, then Nancy comes out with "you have diamond earrings on...obviously you're not hurting!"

No sh*t you dummy...he JUST said that 10 seconds ago. At this point, it looks like Nancy's just trying to find a reason to bitch him out, which makes it entertaining, but she comes off looking like an idiotard at the same time. So, for that, she gets minus 4 points.

Nancy Grace kicks Jon Gosselin's ass

Plus 8 and a cyber high-five to Nancy Grace for totally opening up a can of verbal whoop ass on Jon Gosselin last night during a segment on The Insider. Nancy called Jon out for saying he doesn't want his kids on TV conveniently after TLC dropped him from Jon and Kate Plus 8 (which is what I did last week...self high-five.) She legit OWNED him. Check the vid below.

More Jon and Kate drama

Kate Gosselin says Jon is spending the family's money like crazy. Jon is saying that Kate is hiding money and denies the huge withdrawal of cash.

I say they both can kiss my ass and get a minus 77 at the same time because I'm SICK of hearing about these two idiotards.

Jon Gosselin on Larry King Live

Jon Gosselin, I had your back man. During this whole stupid drama, I had your back and kept saying that your soon-to-be-ex is a total attention whore who will probably become a porn star within 5 years. But now you had to go and act like TLC is ruining your family and put a cease and desist on the reality show AFTER you've been fired. Then go on Larry King Live last night while NO ONE was watching because they were too busy waiting to see who Nick Stokes was gonna bust on CSI and how many times Meredith and McDreamy were gonna bang on Grey's Anatomy and say your piece.

Son, you get a minus 7 for being more annoying than the psycho 16-year-old broad that said she wanted to bang me, then 5 mins later said she was gonna slit my throat. Ahhh, radio fans.

Jon Gosselin trying to one-up Kate

Just a couple days after TLC gave him the boot from their network and changed his former reality show to Kate Plus 8, Jon Gosselin filed a cease and desist against TLC to stop all production of the show. He's saying that as the father of the 8 Gosselin kids, he's not giving his 8 spawn the go-ahead to appear in the series.

I'd give him a ton of credit if he did this a while ago, but because he's only doing this since he got fired from the show, he gets a minus 4 and a cyber-kick to the balls.

Here's a math problem for you

I'm gonna sing to you right now to the tune of 2GETHER Calculus. Ready? Ok cool: "I know my heptagons...it says Kate Plus 8 minus Jon." Oh yeah, that's right -- Jon Gosselin has gotten the axe from his reality show on TLC with soon-to-be-ex wife Kate and their 8 little spawn. TLC gets a minus 10 for ditching Jon, who obviously needs this job to help take care of his kids. The universe gets a minus 10 for making Kate stay on my TV, not that I ever watch their idiotarded show anyway. And Jon himself gets a minus 20 for trying to crawl back to TLC and make them take their firing back. He did it by apologizing for his behavior lately (meaning being so public with women when his divorce with Kate isn't even finalized yet.)

Grow some balls, man. Kate is a mix between Satan and Lorena Bobbitt (google her) -- I'd bail the hell out too! Minus 40 points for this entire mess and lack of testicular fortitude.

Jon & Kate: Still Fighting.......

Jon Gosselin was on Good Morning America yesterday. A couple weeks ago he said he still loved Kate. But not yesterday. Yesterday he said he "despises" Kate for her years of abusing him. He also said that she stole his wedding ring. Minus 7 points to Jon for being a public whiney crap-pants. Also minus 20 points to the media for still covering this sh*t show.