Kate Gosselin special

So the hour-long special Kate, Her Story aired on TLC last night. I didn't watch it, and I hope most of you didn't either since it's just another crack at the Gosselins becoming total attention whores, and the more we buy into their sh*t, the more they'll be in our faces. (Says the guy who's writing about them right now)

Kate talked about a lot of things, including how she treated Jon like trash. And normally I'd give her credit for it, but she's clearly just throwing on tears for ratings and for people to feel bad for her, and Jon sucks too, so I really don't care about either of them. I just feel REALLY bad for the kids.

Minus 10 for this whole sh*tshow, and I'm hoping it goes away SOON. Check out the special below, because even though I hate both of them, I love you all.

Kate Gosselin gets a one-hour special

The final episode of Kate Plus 8 will be pretty much an hour-long question and answer session with Kate Gosselin where she'll talk "about life, the show, and moving on."

Minus 28 points because I'm so f*cking fed up with all things Gosselin that I'm tempted to grab a pig from Mexico and lock it in their house so they all get swine flu and go away. (Okay, well not so much the kids as Jon and Kate).

Gosselin kids are being little brats

Kate Gosselin said that her kids have been really "angry" and "acting out" lately, all because Jon Gosselin stopped taping of Kate Plus 8.

Yup...that's it Kate. It's not the divorce or the public bashing or the dozens of photographers up their asses all the time...it's the fact that they don't have a reality show anymore.

Minus 10 points. And as a side note, I hope a hobo beats the piss out of you.

Kate Gosselin files for custody

Kate Gosselin hit up the courts to do more stuff to make sure she'd stay in the public eye and try to screw over Jon -- she filed for alimony and custody of all 8 of their kids. Of course, this comes just a week after Jon filed a cease and desist on Kate Plus 8 right after he got booted from the show.

Well-played by Kate -- Jon tries stopping the filming, so she goes for sole custody of the kids, she'll win since judges always side with the women, then she can get the show back on. But minus 7 points to me for still even posting about these 2 f*cknuts.

More Jon and Kate drama

Kate Gosselin says Jon is spending the family's money like crazy. Jon is saying that Kate is hiding money and denies the huge withdrawal of cash.

I say they both can kiss my ass and get a minus 77 at the same time because I'm SICK of hearing about these two idiotards.

Jon Gosselin trying to one-up Kate

Just a couple days after TLC gave him the boot from their network and changed his former reality show to Kate Plus 8, Jon Gosselin filed a cease and desist against TLC to stop all production of the show. He's saying that as the father of the 8 Gosselin kids, he's not giving his 8 spawn the go-ahead to appear in the series.

I'd give him a ton of credit if he did this a while ago, but because he's only doing this since he got fired from the show, he gets a minus 4 and a cyber-kick to the balls.

Here's a math problem for you

I'm gonna sing to you right now to the tune of 2GETHER Calculus. Ready? Ok cool: "I know my heptagons...it says Kate Plus 8 minus Jon." Oh yeah, that's right -- Jon Gosselin has gotten the axe from his reality show on TLC with soon-to-be-ex wife Kate and their 8 little spawn. TLC gets a minus 10 for ditching Jon, who obviously needs this job to help take care of his kids. The universe gets a minus 10 for making Kate stay on my TV, not that I ever watch their idiotarded show anyway. And Jon himself gets a minus 20 for trying to crawl back to TLC and make them take their firing back. He did it by apologizing for his behavior lately (meaning being so public with women when his divorce with Kate isn't even finalized yet.)

Grow some balls, man. Kate is a mix between Satan and Lorena Bobbitt (google her) -- I'd bail the hell out too! Minus 40 points for this entire mess and lack of testicular fortitude.

Paula Deen + Kate Gosselin = Shoot Me.

Paula Deen may be teaming up with Kate Gosselin for a brand new show focused on motherhood. The pilot that's been proposed is going to include advice, health and beauty tips, and celebrity gossip news that's geared towards mothers and moms-to-be.

1) Paula Deen uses at least a stick of butter in all her recipes. And she's going to talk about health? She's halfway to a heart attack!
2) Kate is a total attention whore and her life is in shambles -- who in the blue hell would want advice from her?
3) Kate IS the celebrity gossip that would be talked about. I've had ENOUGH of her, and I really hope this show bombs, because I can already tell you it'll suck more than Paris Hilton on a Saturday night.

Kathy Griffin is my new favorite person

Kathy Griffin gets a stellar plus 13 from me for spoofing Kate Gosselin on Jimmy Kimmel Live the other night. Kathy made a little skit called Kate is Enough: The Kate Gosselin Story and pretty much mocked Kate the whole time. And since Kate is an annoying attention whore, this was worth every single one of those points. Check out the video below.

Jon & Kate: Still Fighting.......

Jon Gosselin was on Good Morning America yesterday. A couple weeks ago he said he still loved Kate. But not yesterday. Yesterday he said he "despises" Kate for her years of abusing him. He also said that she stole his wedding ring. Minus 7 points to Jon for being a public whiney crap-pants. Also minus 20 points to the media for still covering this sh*t show.