Susan Boyle will be on Dancing with the Stars

Susan Boyle will be appearing on Dancing with the Stars, but thankfully for anyone with eyeballs that can actually see, we won't have to watch her cut a rug. She's gonna be performing I Dreamed a Dream on an upcoming episode.

Minus 4 for really no other reason than I feel like the whole Susan Boyle ship has sailed. Anyone else agree?

Susan Boyle could've won America's Got Talent in one show

We haven't seen or heard much of her since the Britain's Got Talent finale, but Susan Boyle was back last night on the finale of America's Got Talent, and she totally stole the show. Susan gets a plus 6 for her performance (which you can watch below), and also a special shoutout for not looking like a man-beast anymore.