Hootie wins a CMA!

HUGE congratulations and plus 7 go out to Darius Rucker (you know him better as Hootie) for not only being able to crossover from Pop to Country and win a CMA, but also being the very first African-American to win a CMA ever.

That reeks of total stellarocity, and I just decided I'm naming my first-born son Hootie.

Taylor Swift is CMA Entertainer of the Year

Plus 15 goes out to total cutie Taylor Swift for racking up a bunch of awards last night at the CMAs, including the ultimate honor -- Entertainer of the Year. Check out her win and speech below, which just totally reeked of stellarocity.



Congrats, T-Swizzle! You deserve it.

Carrie Prejean almost walks out on Larry King

Minus 8 goes out to Carrie Prejean for being the most annoying and douchebaggy guest on Larry King Live last night. While Larry was starting the interview, he asked a question about her lawsuit settlement and she kept refusing to answer. After being shot down a few times, he moved onto a caller, which is when Carrie started taking her mic off and said she was leaving the interview.

Check out the video below and what a stuck up biatch Carrie was being. The thing I don't get -- if you don't wanna talk about anything THAT YOU WRITE ABOUT IN YOUR BOOK, why the hell are you on the show in the first place? Dumb whore.

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Kanye spoof at CMAs

Plus 9 points to Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley, and 88-year-old Little Jimmy Dickens for spoofing Kanye's interruption of Taylor Swift at the VMAs a few months ago last night at the Country Music Awards. Carrie was talking up Brad's video for Welcome to the Future, when Little Jimmy came up and pulled a Kanye. Check it out below, capped off by one of the best lines Brad will ever say in his lifetime.

Geena Davis looks awful

I used to think Geena Davis was hot back when she was in Thelma and Louise and A League of Their Own. But she gets minus 8 points for looking like she's been celebrating Thanksgiving a little early. Seriously, it looks like she swallowed a turkey whole...without chewing.

Josh Radnor and Lindsay Price split up

Josh Radnor, who plays Ted Mosby on How I Met Your Mother, is back on the market after he and girlfriend Lindsay Price decided to split up. They've been dating since she guest-starred on the show back in August 2008.

Minus 2 to Josh for having as much luck in love as his character on the show does (which is none.)

Jon Gosselin Funny or Die video

This video woulda been totally badass if it was a Jon Gosselin look-a-like who was making fun of the real guy, but it's not. It's just giving him more exposure, which annoys the piss outta me, so Funny or Die gets a minus 7 for feeding the attention whore.

Jon Gosselin Goes Back in Time from Jon Gosselin

High-five for Taylor Lautner's haircut

You know when you see a dude with long hair that looks so stupid that you wish he'd get it caught in a blender? Well plus 3 goes out to Taylor Lautner for going clean cut as Jacob in New Moon this time around.

Seriously, he looks so idiotarded with long hair that I almost wish this happened to him.

Lady Gaga Bad Romance video

Well, Gaga might have a twinkie between her thighs, but she gets a plus 5 for an awesomely weird video for Bad Romance. She debuted it on Tuesday, but I was a little busy yesterday so I didn't get to post it. So here ya go if you haven't seen it yet.

Fergie's done with girls

Fergie is giving the ole heave-ho to hooking up with chicks now that she's married to Josh Duhamel. She said that she's had some amazing times with girls and that she doesn't regret them, but that she's not going to have an affair.

Funny, since there's rumors about her husband plowing a stripper making the rounds like crazy. Minus 4 for her getting played, and minus 8 for her kinda looking like Courtney Love in this pic, for a total of minus 12.

Julianne Hough is single!

I feel bad that Chuck Wicks dropped Julianne Hough yesterday, but at the same time...plus 5 for one of the sweetest girls that totally rocks the girl next door look being back on the market.

Plus...rumor has it the dude used her to get thrust into the limelight. Jackass.

Tracy Morgan pisses people off

A bunch of peeps walked out on a Tracy Morgan stand-up routine on Friday night at Carnegie Hall after they said he was getting too raunchy and inappropriate. He apparently made jokes about Obama and his wife putting out the first Presidential sex tape, drugs, sex acts, and porno.

Minus 6 to everyone who walked out for being a huge bunch of vag-bags. You know what you paid for...deal with it.

Carrie Prejean speaks about sex tape

Carrie Prejean was on FOX News yesterday afternoon and dished the dirt about the sex tape that she was threatened with by the Miss California USA organization. She said that it's actually a solo video that she made herself back when she was a teenager and sent to her boyfriend. She said she never thought it'd get out.

I know this may shock you since I've pretty much crapped on her ever since she entered the limelight, but plus 8 to Carrie for being one of those outgoing girls that tries to keep the flame alive. I mean, you're still a total idiotarded whore, Carrie, but I'll give credit where it's due.

Joel Madden walks out on interview

Joel Madden walked out on a radio interview with a station in Australia yesterday after the hosts pissed him off. The hosts were trying to test the whole twins' intuition theory by blindfolding Benji and having Joel hold up a picture of Britney Spears getting out of the car with no panties on (and showing her horribly disgusting vagina). Joel got pissy and up and left mid-way through the interview.

Minus 5 points for being a bigger and more grotesque vagina than Britney's is. Have a sense of humor, man.

Tiffani Thiessen is pregnant!

Zack Morris is gonna be PISSSSEEEEDDDDDD...KELLY KAPOWSKI IS PREGNANT!! Big congratulations and plus 6 goes out to Tiffani Thiessen for being knocked up and expecting her first baby with hubby Brady Smith in May.

Although...I got a conspiracy theory. I don't think Brady is the father... KELLY AND SCREECH?!?!

Christian Serratos PETA poster

I can't stand PETA, but Christian Serratos from Twilight gets a plus 5 for obvious reasons.

Katt Williams arrested

Katt Williams was arrested early yesterday morning after breaking into a house in Atlanta and stealing a bunch of stuff, including some jewelry.

I was gonna have this story fail, but then I saw his mugshot and HAD to give it a plus 3. Dude looks so satisfied -- you can't help but laugh. And speaking of laugh, check out one of my favorite Katt stand-up routines (definitely NSFW.)

Eva Mendes new Calvin Klein billboard

So this is the billboard that you'll see hanging up in New York City if you're walking through the infamous SoHo neighborhood, and it's creating tons of controversy. Some people think it's fine, some people think it's sexy, and some people think it's gonna cause accidents.

I say plus 8 because I've always been a fan of pushing the envelope. Plus, what straight guy in his right mind doesn't wanna see Eva Mendes barely clothed and sweaty?

Marla Sokoloff ties the knot

Congrats goes out to Marla Sokoloff for tying the knot over the weekend to her longtime boyfriend Alec Puro (drummer for the band Deadsy).

She also gets a plus 2 in luck for it being a slow gossip day, since this is the biggest thing she's done since The Practice went off the air.

Taylor Swift kills it on SNL

So Taylor Swift double-dipped as both guest host and musical act for Saturday Night Live this past weekend, and I gotta say, she killed it. Her monologue was hilarious (she "wrote a song" about all the stuff she wouldn't talk about), and she spoofed Kate Gosselin and kinda made it obvious how fake she is.

Plus 5 goes to my new country crush. No, seriously...she's almost 20 -- it's okay now. Check out a couple videos of her performance.