Adam Lambert performs at AMAs

Adam Lambert made his debut performance (as an actual signed artist, obviously) last night at the AMAs. And by performance, I mean he pretty much had a gangbang on-stage for 4 minutes. He madeout with a chick, grabbed another chick's vag, simulated a blowjob with some dude, and did a lot of Michael Jackson pelvic thrusts.

I'm gonna give this a minus 4 just because...well...I feel violated. And I don't mean my views on appropriate stuff, because God knows I'm uber inappropriate. But I literally feel like I just watched clothed porn.

P.S. No straight guy would've gotten away with any of the stuff he did onstage without backlash. And I'm still creeped from the virtual skullf*cking he did onstage with that dude.

Rihanna and Gaga leave little to the imagination

Sending some plus 5 love to the crazy ass wardrobe (or lack thereof) that Lady Gaga and Rihanna rocked at the AMAs last night during their performances.

I still don't get how Gaga can wear something like that and not have her schlong bulge out at all. Super duper duct tape, maybe?

Taylor Swift and MJ kill it at the AMAs

Gotta give love and plus 10 to Taylor Swift and Michael Jackson, who combined for a total of 9 victories at the American Music Awards last night. Taylor took home 5 while MJ took 4 to the grave (for a total of 23 in his career, which is the most ever by an artist).

They were actually tied at 4 a piece before Taylor edged MJ out for Artist of the Year. High-five to both.

J-Lo falls on her ass

Plus 6 goes to Jennifer Lopez for taking a total digger on her ass during her performance last night at the American Music Awards. I was too busy watching Goodfellas and The Departed, but when I flipped the channel for 14 seconds and saw that, I smiled.

Thanks for the entertainment, J-Lo!

Mariah Carey remix

I'm surprised it took 15 years for this to happen, but plus 2 for a remix of Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You song coming out over the weekend. It's been remixed as a dance track, and I listened to about a minute of it...it's not too bad. I dig the beat and what they did with the track, I just can't stand the song (or her) so I had to stop listening. But I approve.

Check it out here.

Couples Retreat posters in UK

Minus 8 to whoever makes the movie posters in the United Kingdom, because they left out the black couple in the posters for Couples Retreat. They said it was no hard feelings and they just wanted to "simplify" the posters.

Some PR dude is out of a job over there, I'll tell you that much.

Dave Letterman and wife step out

I'm no Channing Tatum, but I gotta give a minus 4 to Dave Letterman's wife Regina for not looking all that attractive. I mean, props to him for going to for someone who must have a kickass personality since he could've done the whole "rich guy dates hot tanned blonde" deal, but yeah...not feelin her.

Then again, her name is Regina, so at least her name matches her looks.

Ashlee Simpson defends Jessica

Gotta give a plus 3 to Ashlee Simpson for basically telling the press to f*ck off when it comes to her older sister. The media has been all over Jessica's weight like flies on sh*t, and Ash is telling them that her sister is a sexy lady.

I fully agree. Anyone who thinks Jessica is fat is a frickin lunatic.

Brangelina "date night"

Brad and Angelina had a "date night" over the weekend and went to an art gallery to check out some paintings and shizz.

Minus 5 points for this TOTALLY not being a date night but actually being a reason to get some pics from the paparazzi. Losers.

Hootie wins a CMA!

HUGE congratulations and plus 7 go out to Darius Rucker (you know him better as Hootie) for not only being able to crossover from Pop to Country and win a CMA, but also being the very first African-American to win a CMA ever.

That reeks of total stellarocity, and I just decided I'm naming my first-born son Hootie.

Taylor Swift is CMA Entertainer of the Year

Plus 15 goes out to total cutie Taylor Swift for racking up a bunch of awards last night at the CMAs, including the ultimate honor -- Entertainer of the Year. Check out her win and speech below, which just totally reeked of stellarocity.



Congrats, T-Swizzle! You deserve it.

Carrie Prejean almost walks out on Larry King

Minus 8 goes out to Carrie Prejean for being the most annoying and douchebaggy guest on Larry King Live last night. While Larry was starting the interview, he asked a question about her lawsuit settlement and she kept refusing to answer. After being shot down a few times, he moved onto a caller, which is when Carrie started taking her mic off and said she was leaving the interview.

Check out the video below and what a stuck up biatch Carrie was being. The thing I don't get -- if you don't wanna talk about anything THAT YOU WRITE ABOUT IN YOUR BOOK, why the hell are you on the show in the first place? Dumb whore.

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Kanye spoof at CMAs

Plus 9 points to Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley, and 88-year-old Little Jimmy Dickens for spoofing Kanye's interruption of Taylor Swift at the VMAs a few months ago last night at the Country Music Awards. Carrie was talking up Brad's video for Welcome to the Future, when Little Jimmy came up and pulled a Kanye. Check it out below, capped off by one of the best lines Brad will ever say in his lifetime.

Geena Davis looks awful

I used to think Geena Davis was hot back when she was in Thelma and Louise and A League of Their Own. But she gets minus 8 points for looking like she's been celebrating Thanksgiving a little early. Seriously, it looks like she swallowed a turkey whole...without chewing.

Josh Radnor and Lindsay Price split up

Josh Radnor, who plays Ted Mosby on How I Met Your Mother, is back on the market after he and girlfriend Lindsay Price decided to split up. They've been dating since she guest-starred on the show back in August 2008.

Minus 2 to Josh for having as much luck in love as his character on the show does (which is none.)

Jon Gosselin Funny or Die video

This video woulda been totally badass if it was a Jon Gosselin look-a-like who was making fun of the real guy, but it's not. It's just giving him more exposure, which annoys the piss outta me, so Funny or Die gets a minus 7 for feeding the attention whore.

Jon Gosselin Goes Back in Time from Jon Gosselin

High-five for Taylor Lautner's haircut

You know when you see a dude with long hair that looks so stupid that you wish he'd get it caught in a blender? Well plus 3 goes out to Taylor Lautner for going clean cut as Jacob in New Moon this time around.

Seriously, he looks so idiotarded with long hair that I almost wish this happened to him.

Lady Gaga Bad Romance video

Well, Gaga might have a twinkie between her thighs, but she gets a plus 5 for an awesomely weird video for Bad Romance. She debuted it on Tuesday, but I was a little busy yesterday so I didn't get to post it. So here ya go if you haven't seen it yet.

Fergie's done with girls

Fergie is giving the ole heave-ho to hooking up with chicks now that she's married to Josh Duhamel. She said that she's had some amazing times with girls and that she doesn't regret them, but that she's not going to have an affair.

Funny, since there's rumors about her husband plowing a stripper making the rounds like crazy. Minus 4 for her getting played, and minus 8 for her kinda looking like Courtney Love in this pic, for a total of minus 12.

Julianne Hough is single!

I feel bad that Chuck Wicks dropped Julianne Hough yesterday, but at the same time...plus 5 for one of the sweetest girls that totally rocks the girl next door look being back on the market.

Plus...rumor has it the dude used her to get thrust into the limelight. Jackass.