Adam Lambert performs at AMAs

Adam Lambert made his debut performance (as an actual signed artist, obviously) last night at the AMAs. And by performance, I mean he pretty much had a gangbang on-stage for 4 minutes. He madeout with a chick, grabbed another chick's vag, simulated a blowjob with some dude, and did a lot of Michael Jackson pelvic thrusts.

I'm gonna give this a minus 4 just because...well...I feel violated. And I don't mean my views on appropriate stuff, because God knows I'm uber inappropriate. But I literally feel like I just watched clothed porn.

P.S. No straight guy would've gotten away with any of the stuff he did onstage without backlash. And I'm still creeped from the virtual skullf*cking he did onstage with that dude.

Rihanna and Gaga leave little to the imagination

Sending some plus 5 love to the crazy ass wardrobe (or lack thereof) that Lady Gaga and Rihanna rocked at the AMAs last night during their performances.

I still don't get how Gaga can wear something like that and not have her schlong bulge out at all. Super duper duct tape, maybe?

Taylor Swift and MJ kill it at the AMAs

Gotta give love and plus 10 to Taylor Swift and Michael Jackson, who combined for a total of 9 victories at the American Music Awards last night. Taylor took home 5 while MJ took 4 to the grave (for a total of 23 in his career, which is the most ever by an artist).

They were actually tied at 4 a piece before Taylor edged MJ out for Artist of the Year. High-five to both.

J-Lo falls on her ass

Plus 6 goes to Jennifer Lopez for taking a total digger on her ass during her performance last night at the American Music Awards. I was too busy watching Goodfellas and The Departed, but when I flipped the channel for 14 seconds and saw that, I smiled.

Thanks for the entertainment, J-Lo!

Mariah Carey remix

I'm surprised it took 15 years for this to happen, but plus 2 for a remix of Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You song coming out over the weekend. It's been remixed as a dance track, and I listened to about a minute of it...it's not too bad. I dig the beat and what they did with the track, I just can't stand the song (or her) so I had to stop listening. But I approve.

Check it out here.

Couples Retreat posters in UK

Minus 8 to whoever makes the movie posters in the United Kingdom, because they left out the black couple in the posters for Couples Retreat. They said it was no hard feelings and they just wanted to "simplify" the posters.

Some PR dude is out of a job over there, I'll tell you that much.

Dave Letterman and wife step out

I'm no Channing Tatum, but I gotta give a minus 4 to Dave Letterman's wife Regina for not looking all that attractive. I mean, props to him for going to for someone who must have a kickass personality since he could've done the whole "rich guy dates hot tanned blonde" deal, but yeah...not feelin her.

Then again, her name is Regina, so at least her name matches her looks.

Ashlee Simpson defends Jessica

Gotta give a plus 3 to Ashlee Simpson for basically telling the press to f*ck off when it comes to her older sister. The media has been all over Jessica's weight like flies on sh*t, and Ash is telling them that her sister is a sexy lady.

I fully agree. Anyone who thinks Jessica is fat is a frickin lunatic.

Brangelina "date night"

Brad and Angelina had a "date night" over the weekend and went to an art gallery to check out some paintings and shizz.

Minus 5 points for this TOTALLY not being a date night but actually being a reason to get some pics from the paparazzi. Losers.

Hootie wins a CMA!

HUGE congratulations and plus 7 go out to Darius Rucker (you know him better as Hootie) for not only being able to crossover from Pop to Country and win a CMA, but also being the very first African-American to win a CMA ever.

That reeks of total stellarocity, and I just decided I'm naming my first-born son Hootie.

Taylor Swift is CMA Entertainer of the Year

Plus 15 goes out to total cutie Taylor Swift for racking up a bunch of awards last night at the CMAs, including the ultimate honor -- Entertainer of the Year. Check out her win and speech below, which just totally reeked of stellarocity.



Congrats, T-Swizzle! You deserve it.

Carrie Prejean almost walks out on Larry King

Minus 8 goes out to Carrie Prejean for being the most annoying and douchebaggy guest on Larry King Live last night. While Larry was starting the interview, he asked a question about her lawsuit settlement and she kept refusing to answer. After being shot down a few times, he moved onto a caller, which is when Carrie started taking her mic off and said she was leaving the interview.

Check out the video below and what a stuck up biatch Carrie was being. The thing I don't get -- if you don't wanna talk about anything THAT YOU WRITE ABOUT IN YOUR BOOK, why the hell are you on the show in the first place? Dumb whore.

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Kanye spoof at CMAs

Plus 9 points to Carrie Underwood, Brad Paisley, and 88-year-old Little Jimmy Dickens for spoofing Kanye's interruption of Taylor Swift at the VMAs a few months ago last night at the Country Music Awards. Carrie was talking up Brad's video for Welcome to the Future, when Little Jimmy came up and pulled a Kanye. Check it out below, capped off by one of the best lines Brad will ever say in his lifetime.

Geena Davis looks awful

I used to think Geena Davis was hot back when she was in Thelma and Louise and A League of Their Own. But she gets minus 8 points for looking like she's been celebrating Thanksgiving a little early. Seriously, it looks like she swallowed a turkey whole...without chewing.

Josh Radnor and Lindsay Price split up

Josh Radnor, who plays Ted Mosby on How I Met Your Mother, is back on the market after he and girlfriend Lindsay Price decided to split up. They've been dating since she guest-starred on the show back in August 2008.

Minus 2 to Josh for having as much luck in love as his character on the show does (which is none.)

Jon Gosselin Funny or Die video

This video woulda been totally badass if it was a Jon Gosselin look-a-like who was making fun of the real guy, but it's not. It's just giving him more exposure, which annoys the piss outta me, so Funny or Die gets a minus 7 for feeding the attention whore.

Jon Gosselin Goes Back in Time from Jon Gosselin

High-five for Taylor Lautner's haircut

You know when you see a dude with long hair that looks so stupid that you wish he'd get it caught in a blender? Well plus 3 goes out to Taylor Lautner for going clean cut as Jacob in New Moon this time around.

Seriously, he looks so idiotarded with long hair that I almost wish this happened to him.

Lady Gaga Bad Romance video

Well, Gaga might have a twinkie between her thighs, but she gets a plus 5 for an awesomely weird video for Bad Romance. She debuted it on Tuesday, but I was a little busy yesterday so I didn't get to post it. So here ya go if you haven't seen it yet.

Fergie's done with girls

Fergie is giving the ole heave-ho to hooking up with chicks now that she's married to Josh Duhamel. She said that she's had some amazing times with girls and that she doesn't regret them, but that she's not going to have an affair.

Funny, since there's rumors about her husband plowing a stripper making the rounds like crazy. Minus 4 for her getting played, and minus 8 for her kinda looking like Courtney Love in this pic, for a total of minus 12.

Julianne Hough is single!

I feel bad that Chuck Wicks dropped Julianne Hough yesterday, but at the same time...plus 5 for one of the sweetest girls that totally rocks the girl next door look being back on the market.

Plus...rumor has it the dude used her to get thrust into the limelight. Jackass.

Tracy Morgan pisses people off

A bunch of peeps walked out on a Tracy Morgan stand-up routine on Friday night at Carnegie Hall after they said he was getting too raunchy and inappropriate. He apparently made jokes about Obama and his wife putting out the first Presidential sex tape, drugs, sex acts, and porno.

Minus 6 to everyone who walked out for being a huge bunch of vag-bags. You know what you paid for...deal with it.

Carrie Prejean speaks about sex tape

Carrie Prejean was on FOX News yesterday afternoon and dished the dirt about the sex tape that she was threatened with by the Miss California USA organization. She said that it's actually a solo video that she made herself back when she was a teenager and sent to her boyfriend. She said she never thought it'd get out.

I know this may shock you since I've pretty much crapped on her ever since she entered the limelight, but plus 8 to Carrie for being one of those outgoing girls that tries to keep the flame alive. I mean, you're still a total idiotarded whore, Carrie, but I'll give credit where it's due.

Joel Madden walks out on interview

Joel Madden walked out on a radio interview with a station in Australia yesterday after the hosts pissed him off. The hosts were trying to test the whole twins' intuition theory by blindfolding Benji and having Joel hold up a picture of Britney Spears getting out of the car with no panties on (and showing her horribly disgusting vagina). Joel got pissy and up and left mid-way through the interview.

Minus 5 points for being a bigger and more grotesque vagina than Britney's is. Have a sense of humor, man.

Tiffani Thiessen is pregnant!

Zack Morris is gonna be PISSSSEEEEDDDDDD...KELLY KAPOWSKI IS PREGNANT!! Big congratulations and plus 6 goes out to Tiffani Thiessen for being knocked up and expecting her first baby with hubby Brady Smith in May.

Although...I got a conspiracy theory. I don't think Brady is the father... KELLY AND SCREECH?!?!

Christian Serratos PETA poster

I can't stand PETA, but Christian Serratos from Twilight gets a plus 5 for obvious reasons.

Katt Williams arrested

Katt Williams was arrested early yesterday morning after breaking into a house in Atlanta and stealing a bunch of stuff, including some jewelry.

I was gonna have this story fail, but then I saw his mugshot and HAD to give it a plus 3. Dude looks so satisfied -- you can't help but laugh. And speaking of laugh, check out one of my favorite Katt stand-up routines (definitely NSFW.)

Eva Mendes new Calvin Klein billboard

So this is the billboard that you'll see hanging up in New York City if you're walking through the infamous SoHo neighborhood, and it's creating tons of controversy. Some people think it's fine, some people think it's sexy, and some people think it's gonna cause accidents.

I say plus 8 because I've always been a fan of pushing the envelope. Plus, what straight guy in his right mind doesn't wanna see Eva Mendes barely clothed and sweaty?

Marla Sokoloff ties the knot

Congrats goes out to Marla Sokoloff for tying the knot over the weekend to her longtime boyfriend Alec Puro (drummer for the band Deadsy).

She also gets a plus 2 in luck for it being a slow gossip day, since this is the biggest thing she's done since The Practice went off the air.

Taylor Swift kills it on SNL

So Taylor Swift double-dipped as both guest host and musical act for Saturday Night Live this past weekend, and I gotta say, she killed it. Her monologue was hilarious (she "wrote a song" about all the stuff she wouldn't talk about), and she spoofed Kate Gosselin and kinda made it obvious how fake she is.

Plus 5 goes to my new country crush. No, seriously...she's almost 20 -- it's okay now. Check out a couple videos of her performance.

Susan Boyle will be on Dancing with the Stars

Susan Boyle will be appearing on Dancing with the Stars, but thankfully for anyone with eyeballs that can actually see, we won't have to watch her cut a rug. She's gonna be performing I Dreamed a Dream on an upcoming episode.

Minus 4 for really no other reason than I feel like the whole Susan Boyle ship has sailed. Anyone else agree?

Lamar Odom wants a baby

Huge high-five and plus 7 goes out to Lamar Odom, who was on Chelsea Lately and shocked the hell outta his wife Khloe Kardashian when he answered a question about wanting a baby. He said that he wants to have one soon and right away...and after it looked like she just saw a ghost touching another ghost in the peespot, she said "Okay."

I'm thinkin Lamar doesn't really care if he they have kids or not, he just wants to do the dirty all the time. Check out the video of the whole deal below...fast forward to 4:30ish if you like it quick and painless.

Chris Brown responds to Rihanna's interview

Rihanna's full interview with Diane Sawyer about Chris Brown beating her aired on 20/20 this past Friday night, and Breezy already released a statement reacting to it. Long story short, C*ckbag Brown said he respects Rihanna's right to speak, but thinks it should remain a private matter.

Yeah, he thinks it should remain a private matter because he's a total assh*le and doesn't want his record sales to be killed by people constantly be reminded what a tough guy woman-beater he is. Minus 54 and a go f*ck yourself, Breezy.

Rihanna on Good Morning America

Gotta give plus 100 to Rihanna for starting to break her silence on the whole Chris Brown situation. The beating went down in February, and she's finally starting to talk out about it, and it's a tough subject. Check out the first part of the interview right here, another part tomorrow morning on Good Morning America, and the full interview on 20/20 tomorrow night.

Hey Breezy, you're a f*cking bastard.

Taylor Swift SNL promos

So Taylor Swift is pulling double-duty as host and musical guest of Saturday Night Live this weekend. I'll post 3 promos below, but she gets plus 2 for the second one for having a good enough sense of humor to go with the joke.

Lindsay Lohan calls her dad a loser

Shoutout, props, and plus 5 goes out to Lindsay Lohan for calling her dad a loser after he released edited tapes of her pleas to him for help. Ya know, I've trashed her in the past, but I give her credit for trying to keep all her feelings about him and the issues out of the limelight, but finally setting the record straight.

He's an uber-douche, and you can check out her Tweets below (read from bottom to top.)

Natalie Portman covers V magazine

Plus 8 goes out to Natalie Portman for looking INSANELY HOT and a little wild in the December issue of V magazine.

Sandra Bullock and Jesse James fight for custody

The hotness that is Sandra Bullock and her badass husband Jesse James get a plus 4 from me for going after full custody of Jesse's 5-year-old daughter Sunny. Sunny is the product of Jesse's marriage to Janine Lindemulder, who was just in a jail for a bit for tax evasion.

Props go to Sandra and Jesse for trying to keep Sunny away from a jailbird of a mother who clearly tries to cheat and cut corners. Real good role model there. (Plus I don't like her because seeing her with that glove just makes me think of someone saying "Turn your head and cough...while I squeeze the hell outta your balls.")

Carrie Prejean sex tape

I love when people look like total douchebags, and that's why I'm giving Carrie Prejean a plus 6 for putting up such a fuss and saying how she was treated so unfairly by the Miss California Pageant team, yet when the show her clips of A SEX TAPE SHE MADE, she drops her lawsuit.

Can't wait for that sh*t to hit the Internet so we can all make fun of how douchebaggerific she is.

Kim Kardashian boxes for charity

Kim Kardashian stepped in the ring for charity the other night and got her ass knocked out. Now normally, I'd let her prevail on this one, but after the fight, she said she had a black eye and decided to take a pic of it to post on her website.

Minus 5 to Kimmy because it annoys the piss out of me when people take pics of their injuries just to get some attention and for people to feel bad. "Oh I broke my nose...look at the X-rays!" Not to mention it looks like Kim has eyeshadow on, and not a black eye.

Joanna Krupa sticks up for Playboy

Joanna Krupa gets plus 3 from me for blasting prudish women everywhere that bitch and moan about celebs and other chicks taking it all off for the pages of Playboy. Joanna said it's really no different than Kate Winslet stripping down for a nude scene in a movie.

And I fully agree -- so screw you, prudes.

2 couples voted off Dancing with the Stars last night

Totally throwing out a minus 12 to all of you for not voting to keep Iron Chef America star Mark Dacascos on Dancing with the Stars last night. After performing Monday night without his partner Lacey since she was uber sick, he was voted off along with former NFL star Michael Irvin and his partner Anna Demidova.

Okay, so I have a mini man-crush on Mark...ZIP IT!

Jon Gosselin walks out on Hailey Glassman during interview

So in keeping up with his attention whoreness and total douchebaggery, Jon Gosselin walked off the set of an interview that he and Hailey Glassman were having on Entertainment Tonight (that will actually air on tonight's episode) after Hailey asked if they were breaking up on national TV. Jon stormed off and said he wasn't going to deal with that now, but then later said he and Hailey are taking a break to see where things go.

I might've backed Hailey in the post about her and Perez, but she gets a minus 7 here for not dumping this total vagbag's ass yet.

Did Josh Duhamel cheat on Fergie?

For the last few days, there's been a ton of rumors flying around that Josh Duhamel cheated on his wifey Fergie Ferg with a stripper. He keeps denying it, but the media keeps giving him the full court press on it. His rep said that the stripper was paid a good chunk of change by someone to make up the lies.

I wasn't sure what to grade this, because I'm not entirely sure I believe the dude. Strippers don't just randomly come outta nowhere and say they hooked up with you if you've never been to the strip club, ya know?

Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin co-hosting Oscars

Super jacked up to hear that Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin are gonna tag team the hosting duties of the Oscars early next year. Not that Hugh Jackman didn't do well last year, but I think throwing out 2 super funny fellas as the co-hosts will totally boost ratings and just make a boring awards show enjoyable.

Plus 6 to this chunk of stellarocity!

Hailey Glassman gives the big FU to Perez

Dear Hailey Glassman,

I'm giving you a plus 8 for totally ripping on Perez Hilton's douchebag ass on Twitter yesterday. Seeing that you wrote, "Look Perez, you make a living off telling lies and trying to associate yourself with anyone who is in the media for press. We should all just call you Michael Lohan. You're the gay version of Michael Lohan" to him seriously made me start crushing on you. Hard. Let's chat, k?

Love,
Jadd

P.S. I don't come with a super amount of baggage, a whore-bitch of an ex-wife, and 8 kids. Just sayin.

Lady Gaga kills photographer

Okay, so she didn't straight up murder someone, but does anyone else find it funny that Gaga shows up to ACE Awards rocking a black veil (which broads usually wear at funerals), and minutes after photographer A.J. Sokalner took her pic, he dropped dead?

Just sayin...this gets plus 5 because I don't wanna piss Gaga and her voodoo powers off.

Leona Lewis' horrible picture

I wanna start this off by saying that I think Leona Lewis is a knockout and quite possibly one of the best-looking girls I've ever laid eyes on. That being said, I'm giving her a minus 8 for having this HORRIBLY unflattering pic of her hit the 'Net. Seriously...it looks like someone ran up on stage and gave her a donkey punch to the nose (okay, so if you know what a donkey punch is, you know it can't be given to the nose...but just go with my flow here).

I suppose part of the minus 8 can also go to the fact that she had to write lyrics on her hand during her first solo show.

Kate Winslet wins lawsuit

Kate Winslet just won a lawsuit against a British tabloid that ran a story calling Kate Winslet "the World's Most Irritating Actress" and said she was lying about her workout routines. Apparently, that offended Kate enough to sue.

Minus 6 for being a huge vagina, Kate. You may be hot, but that's just...ugh. I hope a Real Housewife of Georgia bitch slaps you.

Rihanna interview with Diane Sawyer

Thursday morning on Good Morning America and Friday night on 20/20, Rihanna is sitting down for an interview with Diane Sawyer to FINALLY break her silence about what happened with Chris Brown the night before the Grammys almost a year ago. I'm not sure if it's going to be a 2-part interview, or they're going to show a clip of it on Good Morning America and the whole thing on 20/20, but either way, I think this is what we've all been waiting for.

Plus 5 to RiRi for getting the courage to come out and talk about it, and also give women out there a heads up that something this horrible can happen to you. (Wow, I really HATE having a serious tone...so I'll end it with -- hot new hair, Rihanna!)