Dustin Diamond will ALWAYS be Screech from Saved By The Bell, and he knows it. And I'm pretty sure that's why he acts out the way he does -- it's because he's trying to separate himself from that persona. The ugly ass goatee that doesn't work on his face? The total d*ckheadedness? Yeah, total cover-up because he KNOWS he's never going to be anyone but Screech. And in another attempt to keep his attention whore flame burning, Douchey Diamond is releasing a behind-the-scenes-tell-all about the show that made him famous, titled Dustin Diamond: Behind the Bell.
Minus 3 points to throwing people that used to be his friends under the bus. And plus a kajillion points will go to either Mario Lopez or Mark-Paul Gosselaar getting their hands on this dude and beating the piss out of him.
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