Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Jessica Simpson: Spiraling?


Friends close to Jessica Simpson fear she may be spiraling out of control following the dognapping of "Daisy," her cherished maltipoo by a coyote.

Daisy was her baby. It's going to put her into a tailspin. It will put her into the worst place ever.


But another source disagrees saying:
She's really upset, but she's not spiraling out of control by any means. She'll get through this but it is like losing a family member. She's focusing on work and spending time with her family and friends.


And the Roadrunner, who has some experience with coyotes, says:
Meep meep.


Minus 6 points to me for being such an @$$hole by making such a careless (and dumb) joke. Acme rules.

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