Monday, September 14, 2009

Patrick Swayze dies for real


I was so convinced this was another fake story that I promised to run naked through the streets of a horrible crime town near where I live if it was true, and well...some peeps are gonna shoot my naked ass, because Patrick Swayze died tonight. I feel bad, I really do...not just because the guy battled hard against his cancer, but some peeps gotta see my fat ass unclothed.

This diddy gets a minus 18, because, well...dying totally reeks of sucktitude. R.I.P. Patrick...don't you worry, we'll still make sure nobody puts Baby in a corner.

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