Jewel's hot, that's pretty obvious. Ever since she fixed her snaggletooth, I think every dude on earth has wanted to touch her where she pees...myself included. Well, there's some crazy dude who thought it'd be a good idea to actually try, and went to her ranch 2 days in a row and was arrested for it.
Minus 8 points to Jewel's stalker, but not for stalking her. He fails because he used the ole "I'm on a mission from God" excuse. Seriously? F*cking lame.
wat! when did she fix her tooth? ive been waiting years for that
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